B. CHICKENS
1. A chicken is a farm bird raised primarily for eggs
and meat
2. I have heard that all Preachers love to eat chicken.
3. They say it is because a rooster "told on" Simon Peter,
and preachers have been trying
to get even ever since.
4. Preachers are such famous chicken eaters, that it is
said that a Preacher's belt is nothing
but a leather fence around a chicken grave yard.
5. Doug Jones said he knew at an early age that he was
called to preach because he had a
taste for chicken.
C. LESSONS FROM THE CHICKEN PEN
1. We raised chickens when I was growing up.
2. You can learn a lot about people by watching the chicken
pen.
B. CHICKENS FOLLOW THE MAJORITY
1. If a chicken sees a bunch of chickens go a certain direction,
he will go follow them.
2. My grampa had two or three pet chickens that he would hand
feed. He never would
eat them. We have the girl's pictures with one of
his pet chickens. When he would come
out in the yard, they would come running to him.
Then the ones he wanted to butcher
were easy prey.
3. The rest of those chickens thought this little group knew
something they didn't know. So
they would run to go follow the crowd.
4. People are JUST LIKE CHICKENS in this ASPECT.
5. They will follow the crowd.
6. That's why you hear such commercials as:
a) "MOST dentists prefer..."
b) "MOST doctors recommend..."
c) "MOST people are using..."
7. Christians should follow the BOOK, not the CROWD! (Can I
have an Amen?)
8. Matt 7:13-14
13 "Enter through the narrow gate. For wide is the
gate and broad is the road that
leads to destruction, and many enter through it.
14 But small is the gate and narrow the road that
leads to life, and only a few find it." (NIV)
B. THEY FIGHT OVER SHINY THINGS
1. Some chickens will fight over anything.
2. You can throw something shiny in the pen and they will all
run and fight over it until they've
all had a taste to see that it's not edible.
3. If one wants it, they all want it. They can walk over it
all day and then one decide he wants
it and they all want it.
C. PEOPLE FIGHT OVER FOOD
1. People have to have food, and some compete with others for
it.
2. It's awful, the way some people carry on in the woods when
more than one person has
shot a deer or an elk.
3. They will kill each other over a piece of meat.
D. PEOPLE FIGHT OVER SHINY THINGS
1. It's obvious that people fight over money
2. But have you noticed how they also fight over baseball cards,
football cards, and many
other things
3. As long as nobody wanted baseball cards, they were simply
trash
4. When somebody started collecting them, the cards became valuable
5. Now people will fight and steal for a little card with a
picture on it.
B. CHICKENS ARE AFRAID OF OTHER CHICKENS
1. They will run from each other.
2. If there is an old rooster that is rather agressive, he can
chase the rest of the chickens
all over the chicken pen if he has a mind to.
3. Some PENTECOSTALS are afraid of other people.
4. That's why they never witness or tell anybody about Jesus.
5. They are afraid of people.
C. CHICKENS ARE AFRAID OF CHALLENGES
1. Most chickens will never even TRY to fly over the fence.
2. We would clip their wings with scissors if we caught them
outside the fence, but we
didn't have to clip all the chickens.
3. Flying over the fence was TOO BIG A CHALLENGE for most of
them.
4. Some PENTECOSTALS are like chickens in this ASPECT:
a) Joining a CHURCH is too big a challenge for some.
YOU CHICKEN! (smile)
b) Getting water BAPTIZED is too big a challenge
for some
c) Giving TITHES and offerings is too big a challenge
for some.
d) Giving up BAD HABITS is too big a challenge for
some
B. PEOPLE ARE LIKE CHICKENS IN THIS RESPECT
1. They love dirt
2. They're just like a bunch of old hens scratching around trying
to find something in the dirt
3. Trying to dig up some evil on someone.
4. Once they find some gossip about some unfortunate soul, they
all want a piece of it.
5. They stretch it all out and embellish it.
6. Then they fight over it.
7. They fight over who first told it, over who first knew about
it, over who told the truth
and who didn't... Just like a bunch of old hens.
B. A COON IN THE CHICKEN PEN IS HARD TO DETECT
1. A coon will sneak in and take one chicken and leave.
2. Then he will come back another night and take another.
3. Later, the same coon will come back for another chicken.
4. He kills them off one at a time and no one will notice if
they aren't paying attention.
5. Sometimes the devil comes in the church like a coon.
6. He takes one Christian one day and another some other day.
7. The devil is sometimes slow and methodical in his attempts
to destroy the church.
8. One person gets discoruaged, and later another one gets discouraged.
9. He takes them one at a time and will continue as long as
no one is paying attention.
C. A WEASEL WILL KILL THE WHOLE ROOST IN THE DARK
1. A WEASEL can come into a hen house and kill one chicken after
another and they will
never move off of their roost.
2. A weasel is so sly he can kill a chicken without the one
sitting next to it even knowing.
3. The devil sometimes uses a gossip to come to sneak around
in the dark and kill a whole
church one at a time.
4. A tale-bearer is sly and makes people think he is their friend
when he is actually destroying them.
B. WHAT DO THEY CALL THE ONES THAT DON'T LAY EGGS?
1. Chickens that don't lay eggs are called "FRYERS"
2. Another way to put it is, They are called "LUNCH"
3. If it doesn't lay eggs, it's only good in the DUMPLINGS or
in the FRYING PAN.
4. If it doesn't lay eggs, it's not worth what it cost to feed
it.
5. How about you?
6. Are you worth what the Lord is feeding you?